Living by yourself means taking forever to finish large containers of condiments. For instance, I am only on my third jar of peanut butter in over 18.7 months (6.2 months per jar). Also, it has been 570 days since I purchased my current jar of mayo and a full 381 days since it expired. Just so long as it isn’t sour or doesn’t have visible bacterial growth, I’m perfectly fine with it.

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