Q? Did you know that Mao Tse-tung once kept a secret pet cat?
A: Yes, he called it Chairman Meow.
Q? Why was the chicken apprehensive about playing basketball?
A: He was afraid he would fowl someone.
Q? What do you call scientists who study monkeys?
A: Eek-ologists
Q? What kind of retirement plans do horses prefer?
A: 401(neigh) plans
Q? How do computer-savvy chickens type?
A: By the 'hunt-and-peck' method
Q? What time did the rooster wake up this morning?
A: Six-O'Cluck
Q? What do you call a chicken without clothes?
A: Bok-naked
Q? What game do mice like to play?
A: Hide-and-go-Squeak