Matt Brundage


It seems that Caitlin likes to drink
cold Pepsi and it makes me think
She pops the tab and starts to squeal
(and downs a pint with every meal)
She chugalugs two cans at once
It's been this way for many months
Her floor is covered with empty cans,
store receipts and scores of ants
Pepsi syrup's in her blood –
Beware impending Pepsi flood.